Monday, April 2, 2007

April Fu@%in' Fools Day!

Remember how I told you all that my mom is notorious for being flat out EVIL on April Fools? Well... my parents are in Alberta right now. They wanted to go down for a week and see if they want to move down later on in the year. :( Which I wasn't even going to complain about... but last night my mom e-mails me a house that they are going to buy today!

I want my parents to be happy... no matter where they are. So last night I'm crying to my husband about how I can't believe they are planning it sooooo quickly and he looks at me and says... and I quote 'Honey, I wouldn't believe anything your mom has to say today. Remember that it's April fools.'

How did I forget? And if that was a practical joke it's going to be one friggin' quiet Easter because I sure as HELL am not talking to her! Please tell me that all mom's aren't this cruel on this damn day. Please tell me that the rest of you are all normal! And lastly, please tell me how to get even! ;)

12 comments:

Angela/SciFiChick said...

Wow, that's a crappy April Fools joke.. I thought they were supposed to let you know it's a joke by the end of the day tho?

Vicky said...

I know! But my mom e-mailed me so if it's an April Fools joke I won't find out until they get home! Until then I'm going to mope around!

Wylie Kinson said...

Oh, that's nasty...

My mom called me last night to tell me she won the plasma tv in the Tim Horton's roll up the rim contest. I whooped, announced the good news to my kids, ('cause my mom doesn't need a big tv, so natch it would be mine!) and jumped around like an idiot.
Yup, April Fools...

bitch

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Thomma Lyn said...

Oh dear, argh, argh, double argh. Y'know, I pretty much forgot what day it was yesterday and I didn't play any pranks on anybody. Shucks! Guess I'll have to wait 'til next April Fool's. ;)

Vicky said...

Wylie - that sucks too... who knew innocent mommies could be so cruel? You should buy her fake lottery tickets... those are good all year around! ;)

TL - Really? Are you one of those cruel folks? I don't have the heart to play a prank on anyone!

Amy Ruttan said...

See my mom sucks at jokes and stuff. I love her to death, but I had no April Fool pranks ever. I mean my mom doesn't even get the joke there is no I in team, but there's an m and an e.

That's a harsh joke, she should have told you at the end of the day it was a joke.

Maybe you have to zing her in some terrifically evil way. Muhwahahahahaha.

Vicky said...

She usually does, but she e-mailed me so I'm not sure how that applies to April Fools day rules... I guess I have to wait until tomorrow to find out if it's all crap or not! I'm trying not to stress about it... I don't want to get upset or sick, but yeah if this is just an april fools day joke I have one that will have her reeling too... so I can't wait to get even! Now all I have to do is hold out until Friday Easter dinner! Mwahahahaha!

Christine said...

I hope it's a joke. That said, if it is, your mom has a talent.

We simply told our kids we had to sell the pool so we could afford to buy food. Kept them going for a full five minutes too!

Vicky said...

Christine - that is sooooo funny! See that one isn't cruel... you can still laugh about it later. ;) And the best part is it only lasted 5 minutes! ;)

Wylie Kinson said...

Vicky -- get back at your mom by telling her (via email, of course) that you're buying the house next door to hers!! :)

Vicky said...

Wylie - I don't ever plan on moving to friggin' Alberta and she knows it! I have a t-shirt (which I will be maturly wearing on Easter) that says: WTF is in Alberta?