Thursday, January 25, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #2

I'm working on a bar seen right now where the heroine (the mob boss' daughter) is being picked up by men - who clearly don't know who she is... because if they did, I would assume they wouldn't be talking to her. :) Now I gotta warn you... some can be offensive... I tried to keep them all at least half decent... well, we still need to laugh!

Oh, and I would love to hear some good one's that you know of. :) Always in the mood for a good laugh! ;)


Thirteen pick up lines

Pick up lines for men to use...


1. You're so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

2. Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

3. I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

4. If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

5. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Pick up lines for women to use...

6. Hi. (trust me, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy)

7. If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!

8. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

9. Do these look real?

These are just super cheesy...

10. We both know you're beautiful, but only one of us knows your phone number!

11. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

12. Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.

13. You're gonna have to apologize to your neighbors tomorrow. Why? 'Cause we're gonna keep them up all night!'



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18 comments:

Thomma Lyn said...

Those had me LMAO!! Great Thursday Thirteen! :-D

Christine said...

ROFL!!!! These are hilarious! I found a site with some more bad ones hehe.

http://www.pickuphelp.com/

Enjoy!

Amy Ruttan said...

Those were freakin' hilarious. Everyone in the office wondered what I was laughing about. Of course I couldn't tell them or I'd get in trouble for surfing the net.

Angela/SciFiChick said...

Too funny!
I've gotten some really bad ones. My favorites were in Italy though. Those men have no shame. One said to me as I was walking by a market, "Oh, my God.. I was made for loving you!"
My friend and I laughed our heads off all the way back to our hotel.

Vicky said...

Hee! Hee! I'm glad you guys enjoyed them! One of my friends always has really terrible pick up lines... they are absolutely terrible though...
http://www.dirtypickups.com
You can probably tell just by the title. ;)

Christine - Those were funny! I love how cheesy they can get. As long as I'm just reading them not hearing them I love pick up lines!

Angela - My husband picked me up with a pick up line! :) Italy and Slovakia were playing against each other and I had a henna tattoo of the slovakian flag on my arm... He stopped me as I was going up the stairs, he was coming down.
He asked me what the tattoo was of. I told him it was of the slovakian flag. He said... Oh yeah, how do slovakian girls kiss?

I swear it! So sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. :)

Annie said...

Those are so cheesy, but great! Really enjoyed those!

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

#6 totally cracks me up. Welcome to TT! Joely

Layla Gonzalez said...

That was so funn! Thanks for making me laugh!

Vicky said...

Thanks for visiting guys! :)

Wylie Kinson said...

ROFL...
Very very funny!!

Julia said...

LOL Vicky! Lot of those cracked me up!

Welcome to the TT ( since last week) and thanks for visiting my site! :)

Julia said...

By the way Vicky - I forgot to mention that I haven't read Mouth to Mouth by Erin McCarthy yet, but I usually like her books :)

JAM said...

These are really funny. I actually laughed at the cheesy ones most. What does my tongue taste like...

Brilliant.

Rashenbo said...

I read the first one to my husband and he cackled. "hey baby" he says.... hehehehe :)

Thanks for the great list!

Cheers.

Colleen Gleason said...

#6....SO TRUE!!!

alisonwonderland said...

fun list! happy TT! thanks for stopping by!

Vicky said...

Thanks for visiting my TT guys!

Michelle said...

These are great! Thanks for stopping by my TT :-)

(New blog is now at http://www.mgbraden.com/blog but yours doesn't allow anonymous comments LOL)